Our gorgeous menu features some of the finest international fare, hand-crafted by our head chef with only fresh ingredients! (Allergens) NOTE: Alcoholic beverages can only be ordered alongside food.
Big dick-shaped sharing plates for a little bit of foreplay action!
£24.90 | Chef's selection of cheese & charcuterie.
£23.90 | Chef's selection of cheese, fruit & vegetables. (N)
Chicken, cherry tomatoes, cucumber, red pepper, olives, rucola, iceberg lettuce, feta, dressed with honey-mustard dressing
Mozzarella Fiordilatte, Heritage tomato & rocket basil pesto
Main courses that'll get you there!
Penne pasta with chicken and a creamy, peppery pesto sauce.
Mushroom risotto with a truffle kick.
Braised beef featherblade atop a mound of mash and drizzled with red wine gravy.
A fat portion of burrata with pesto and bread served on a bed of greens.
Add parma ham for £2
Mushroom and lentil bolognese sauce tops vegan & gluten-free penne
Chicken and vegetables in a delectable curry sauce served alongside basmati rice.
Bolognese tagliatelle topped with crispy parmesan and basil
Penne pasta with tomato arrabbiata sauce.
A selection of naughty desserts
Our signature dick-shaped waffle that comes with a show you will not want to miss. Trust us, just fucking do it!
Chocolate truffle brownie torte
Tiramisu
Allergens: Attention customers with food allergies. Please be aware that our food may contain or come into contact with common allergens, such as dairy, eggs, wheat, soybeans, tree nuts, peanuts, fish, shellfish or wheat. For a full list of allergens see here.
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