Our gorgeous menu features some of the finest international fare, hand-crafted by our head chef with only fresh ingredients! (Allergens) NOTE: Alcoholic beverages can only be ordered alongside food.

A Bit of Foreplay

Big dick-shaped sharing plates for a little bit of foreplay action!

Meat & Cheese Platter (N)

£24.90 | Chef's selection of cheese & charcuterie.

Cheese & Vegetarian Platter (N)

£23.90 | Chef's selection of cheese, fruit & vegetables. (N)

Tossing Salads

£12.90 | Grilled Chicken Salad

Chicken, cherry tomatoes, cucumber, red pepper, olives, rucola, iceberg lettuce, feta, dressed with honey-mustard dressing

£11.90 | Cock-prese Salad (V) (GF) (N)

Mozzarella Fiordilatte, Heritage tomato & rocket basil pesto

The Climax

Main courses that'll get you there!

£15.90 | Creamy Chicken & Pesto Penne (N)

Penne pasta with chicken and a creamy, peppery pesto sauce.

£14.90 | Truffle Mushroom Risotto (VE) (GF)

Mushroom risotto with a truffle kick.

£18.90 | Pepper Beef Featherblade with Mash (GF)

Braised beef featherblade atop a mound of mash and drizzled with red wine gravy.

£15.90 | Creamy Carbonara

Creamy carbonara in the Roman style, this one is a local favourite!

£14.90 | Mushroom & Lentil Bolognese (VE) (GF)

Mushroom and lentil bolognese sauce tops vegan & gluten-free penne

£16.90 | Penang Chicken Curry (GF)

Chicken and vegetables in a delectable curry sauce served alongside basmati rice.

£14.90 | Authentic Pasta Bolognese

Bolognese tagliatelle topped with crispy parmesan and basil

£11.50 | Pasta All’Arrabbiata

Penne pasta with tomato arrabbiata sauce.

Happy Endings

A selection of naughty desserts

£8 | Eat a Dick! (Ask for VE/GF)

Our signature dick-shaped waffle that comes with a show you will not want to miss. Trust us, just fucking do it!

£8 | Tall, Dark and Handsome (VE) (GF)

Chocolate truffle brownie torte

£8 | Speedy Finish


Allergens: Attention customers with food allergies. Please be aware that our food may contain or come into contact with common allergens, such as dairy, eggs, wheat, soybeans, tree nuts, peanuts, fish, shellfish or wheat. For a full list of allergens see here.