Our gorgeous menu features some of the finest international fare, hand-crafted by our head chef with only fresh ingredients! (Allergens) NOTE: Alcoholic beverages can only be ordered alongside food.

A Bit of Foreplay

Big dick-shaped sharing plates for a little bit of foreplay action!

Meat & Cheese Platter

£24.90 | Chef's selection of cheese & charcuterie.

Cheese & Vegetarian Platter

£23.90 | Chef's selection of cheese, fruit & vegetables. (N)

Tossing Salads!

£12.90 | Grilled Chicken Salad

Chicken, cherry tomatoes, cucumber, red pepper, olives, rucola, iceberg lettuce, feta, dressed with honey-mustard dressing

£11.90 | Cock-prese Salad

Mozzarella Fiordilatte, Heritage tomato, rocket basil pesto & parmesan crisp

The Climax

Main courses that'll get you there!

£15.90 | Carbonara alla Romana

Authentic Carbonara in the Roman style, with crispy parmesan and jowls

£12.90 | Busty Burrata

A fat portion of burrata with pesto and crackers served on a bed of greens.

Add parma ham for £2

£14.90 | Truffle Mushroom Risotto (VE) (GF)

Mushroom risotto with a truffle kick.

£14.90 | Butternut Squash & Sage Fiorelli (VE)

Similar to ravioli, pasta stuffed with butternut squash and topped with a pesto tomato sauce.

£14.90 | Authentic Pasta Bolognese

Bolognese tagliatelle topped with crispy parmesan and basil

£11.50 | Pasta All’Arrabbiata

Penne pasta with tomato arrabbiata sauce.

Happy Endings

A selection of naughty desserts

£8 | Eat a Dick! (VE)(GF)

Our signature dick-shaped waffle that comes with a show you will not want to miss. Trust us, just fucking do it!

£8 | Tall, Dark and Handsome (VE)(GF)

Chocolate truffle brownie torte

£8 | Speedy Finish


Allergens: Attention customers with food allergies. Please be aware that our food may contain or come into contact with common allergens, such as dairy, eggs, wheat, soybeans, tree nuts, peanuts, fish, shellfish or wheat. For a full list of allergens see here.